Best of the Best
There are recitations and then there are recitations. Miss Reeza Singson's recitation this morning for our Local Government class definitely belongs to the latter. If there was a Hall of Fame for recitations, hers would surely be ranked there.
Prof. Reyes: So what are some other views on the ARMM (Autonomous Region of Muslim Mindanao)? Miss Singson?
Reeza: I agree with Ms. Nakan. I believe that the Muslims have never really felt like they were a part of this country because historically, they've always been relegated to the margins. And I think that the Catholic Church is foremost to be blamed for this feeling of otherness. They just can't keep their grubby fingers away.
However, I have another reason for not agreeing with the secessionist movement. Just imagine how the Philippines will look like if you remove Mindanao from the map. It would look awkward and ugly. The Philippine map as it currently is looks so nice and sexy! It's like a woman lounging on the sand (and then proceeds to strike a pose). If you remove the butt part, it won't be sexy anymore.
But my serious suggestion is to gather all the splinter groups and then throw them in some far-away place like Jolo. Then, we bomb that place. So what if some innocent civilians get killed in the process? We can consider them as collateral damage. Take one for the team.
I love law school :)
8 comments:
ang galing mo tlga jeeellll! but in this case, tama ka - hall of famer to, walang tatalo sa live! hehehe
OMG!!!
Nice answer (with the pose and all that) so what was professor/s response? Just as impressed?
I was hoping I'd see you yesterday during Melo's grad. Sabi ni Ida, sa kainan ka daw pupunta. HAHA
Congrats to Melo.
tito rolly: i had a class ho yesterday, so i missed melo's grad, but i did manage to make it to the restaurant :)
prof was laughing just as hard as we were and she said: Let's not bomb Jolo, for Ms. Nakan might become collateral damage (Ms. Nakan is a Muslim classmate).
april: have you read jonathan swift's "a modest proposal"? reeza's recitation reminded me of swift's "recommendation" :)
toni: reeza for president! or maybe not... weeheheheheheheh
Hey Clemens, if you've been blockmates with Reeza for years, you can make a whole book of her quotable recitations.
I remember in first year legal history class, Reeza made DanGat laugh so hard when she made a comment about sleeping with a judge. (I'm not great with remembering the exact quotes, unlike you). DanGat even asked permission from Reeza if he could make kwento her recitation to the other profs, hehe.
hahahaha.... :)
melvel: sobrang tawang-tawa ako yesterday! ang galing ni reeza :)
you still owe me pictures from the winlaw ball...i'm waiting... :)
rache: this is what you'll be entering into. mahirap pero masaya naman kahit papano :)
looking forward to it.
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