Dear PR People/ Marketing Mavens/ Tom and Janes etc.,

You may not know it, but I work full time.

It may not be obvious, but I don't get paid for maintaining Kikay Exchange.

I may not say it, but I don't owe you anything for whatever it is you send my way.

I try to acknowledge everything I receive with a review or a mention, ideally with a full review because I'm nice that way. But in the event that the said review does not come out as fast as you would like it to, please do not bug me/ make parinig/ follow-up or whatever it is you might like to call it. It is fantastically irritating.

All the best,
PMS-ing Jill